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"I just want to be invited. I don't want to come." Cross Stitch Pattern
Hate going outside since it's a little too "People-y" out there? Introverts unite! Sure, I...
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Join the Snarky Stitchers Club!
Automatically receive the newest snarky cross stitch pattern every month!  A DOZEN DESIGNS.   That works...
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Bra Terminology Silhouette Cross Stitch Pattern
This pattern contains 14 different slang terms for the tried and true Brassiere. No matter...
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Spit Happens Llama Cross Stitch Pattern
Look at life the way you look at llamas: Spit Happens. Just suck it up...
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Vodka: Because No Good Story Starts with Salad Cross Stitch Pattern
A night you will never forget (or maybe one you will never remember) never starts...
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Starting Projects and Leaving them Half Finished Sarcastic Sampler Pattern
Love starting projects but don't always follow through? You aren't the only one.  Admit your...
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"Dear Strong Woman, You Aren't Intimidating" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
  How come when a man is strong, he is a leader, but when a...
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Emotional Support Wine Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
What do you mean there is "no alcohol allowed"? Don't you know this is my...
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Crafty Bitch Skull and Crossed Needles Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect cross stitch for the bad ass stitcher.  A completely original hand-drawn pattern featuring script...
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"Things I'm Not" Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
The perfect cross stitch pattern for venting  Things I'm not:-A Skinny Bitch-Nice-Going to deal with...
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"Swear Words are Sentence Enhancers" Cross Stitch Pattern
There is a reason they call it "having colorful language" if you are a potty...
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"Can't Touch This" Flowering Cactus Cross Stitch Pattern
Cactus lovers unite.. just don't hug us!  We can be a little prickly.  This simple...
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Let's Get Lit - Merry Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
If making it though the holidays means you need a stiff drink, then this is...
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Shut Your Piehole Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch for the irritated baker.  "Shut Your Piehole" featuring a freshly...
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Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker Cross Stitch Pattern
Candy makes you feel better, but liquor works quicker! A block letter design featuring different...
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Bad Parent for Cussing Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...
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When I say 'Have a nice day' the 'Fucker' is Silent Cross Stitch Pattern
Sometimes you have to be nice, even when you are dealing with assholes.. and this...
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"Friends Don't Care If Your House Is Clean, They Care If You Have Alcohol" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Best friends are always there for you, and they don't give a damn if your...
$3.49