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I'm a hemorrhoid: I irritate assholes. Sarcastic Cross Stitch Design
If you aren't an asshole, but you do irritate them, this is the cross stitch...
$4.99
Don't be an asshole: There now I'm your life coach Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Do people in your life just need a life coach.. and maybe a chair to...
$2.99
Things I'm not: A Skinny Bitch, Nice, Going to Deal with Your Bullshit
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch pattern for venting your frustrations. Even if you don't know...
$2.99
Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? Find out next time on I think the f-ck not" snarky cross stitch pattern
I do sarcasm so hard, I just can't stop. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF...
$3.99
One Day at A Time F-cking Kidding Me cross stitch
Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...
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A great place to put Inspirational Quotes is up your ass Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
A great gift for someone who is going through a hard time and doesn't want...
$4.50
Resting Bitch Face has saved me from conversations I didn't want to be a part of Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you have resting bitch face and are glad about it? RBF helps you avoid...
$3.99
Home is where your ass should be Floral Wreath Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern
**CURRENTLY ON SALE. SALE WILL LAST UNTIL THE END OF STAY AT HOME ORDERS** The...
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Stupid People are Like Glow Sticks, Snap Them, Shake Them, and Hope The Light Comes On Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern
Sometimes with people the lights are on but nobody's home.. and in other cases, the...
$2.99
Emotionally Constipated: Haven't given a sh-t for days Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...
$3.99
Swearing in front of my kids bad parent cross stitch
Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...
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When I say have a nice day, remember the Fucker is silent Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Sometimes you have to be nice, even when you are dealing with assholes.. and this...
$2.99