"I put mistletoe in my back pocket so people can kiss my ass" Holiday Cross Stitch Pattern

"I put mistletoe in my back pocket so people can kiss my ass" Holiday Cross Stitch Pattern

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If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you can't stand.. then subtlety tell them to Kiss Your Ass. This funny Christmas cross stitch features the phrase "This year I've decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket, so the people I don't like can Kiss My Ass!" 

Featuring a combination of block and script fonts and a back pocket filled with a swag of mistletoe. Would make a hilarious office or white elephant gift. 

This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. 

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PATTERN INFORMATION:
Finished Size: (stitched area only):122 x 86 stitches
8-3/4” x 6-1/8” on 14 ct 
6-3/4“ x 4-3/4” on 18ct 
5-1/2” x 3-7/8’ on 22ct

Fabric: Any fabric you like 
Floss: DMC (7 colors)
Types of stitches: Cross stitch only
Skill Level: Easy/Moderate


You receive a PDF document containing two versions of this pattern. One with grey color blocks and one featuring black and white symbols (for ease of printing) on a single page, AND the pattern blown up to 90 stitches wide per page and spread across multiple pages. (Pattern includes 10 printable pages)

Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. 


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Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.

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