I'm a hemorrhoid: I irritate assholes. Sarcastic Cross Stitch Design

I'm a hemorrhoid: I irritate assholes. Sarcastic Cross Stitch Design

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If you aren't an asshole, but you do irritate them, this is the cross stitch for you. In the traditional colors (blue white and yellow) of a preparation-H tube.. perfect for soothing those angry assholes.

This pattern is FREE to Snarky Crafter VIPs. (See listing photo for details)

PATTERN INFORMATION
Finished Size (as charted): 125 x 157 stitches
7” x8-3/4” on 18 ct
8-7/8“ x 11-1/4” on 14ct
5-5/8” x 7-1/8” on 22ct

Fabric: Any fabric you like
Floss: DMC (5 colors)
Types of stitches: Cross stitch & Backstitch
Skill Level: Beginner/Intermediate

You receive a PDF pattern containing two versions and two sizes: One in full color and one featuring black and white symbols both featuring the DMC floss color key on a single page, and another where the pattern is split across multiple pages (for ease of printing). 10 total pages.

This is a DIGITAL copy of this pattern. You will not receive any physical products. You must be able to open a PDF file type.

COPYRIGHT
Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.

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