Vodka: Because No Good Story Starts with "One Time I had a Salad" Snarky Cross Stitch Sampler

Vodka: Because No Good Story Starts with "One Time I had a Salad" Snarky Cross Stitch Sampler

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A night you will never forget (or maybe one you will never remember) never starts with a salad.. Instead BOTTOMS UP! This easy beginner's stitch features a Vodka Martini and trio of olives along with the humorous quote:
Vodka
Because no good story starts:
"One time I had a salad"

This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY.

PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample)
Photographed stitched on 18 ct aida using 2 strands

Stitches: 160 W x 120 H
11.5"x7" on 14ct
9x5".5" on 18ct
7.25"x4.5" on 22ct
Fabric: Any fabric you like
Floss: DMC (5 colors)
Types of stitches: Cross stitch Only
Skill Level: Easy/Beginner

You receive a PDF document containing two versions of this pattern. One in full color and one featuring black and white symbols (for ease of printing) both featuring the DMC floss color key.

Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing.

COPYRIGHT
Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.

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