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You just have to take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Cross Stitch Pattern
Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day?  Are you living life...
$2.99
"Jingle All The Way Half Assed Jingler" Christmas Sleigh Bells Cross Stitch Pattern
Jingle Bells.. Jingle Bells.. Jingle All the way! Come on now! Nobody likes a half...
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When I say 'Have a nice day' the 'Fucker' is Silent Cross Stitch Pattern
Sometimes you have to be nice, even when you are dealing with assholes.. and this...
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Spit Happens Llama Cross Stitch Pattern
Look at life the way you look at llamas: Spit Happens. Just suck it up...
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Bad Parent for Cussing Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...
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"Swear Words are Sentence Enhancers" Cross Stitch Pattern
There is a reason they call it "having colorful language" if you are a potty...
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"Friends Don't Care If Your House Is Clean, They Care If You Have Alcohol" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Best friends are always there for you, and they don't give a damn if your...
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Crafty Bitch Skull and Crossed Needles Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect cross stitch for the bad ass stitcher.  A completely original hand-drawn pattern featuring script...
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Bra Terminology Silhouette Cross Stitch Pattern
This pattern contains 14 different slang terms for the tried and true Brassiere. No matter...
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"Things I'm Not" Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
The perfect cross stitch pattern for venting  Things I'm not:-A Skinny Bitch-Nice-Going to deal with...
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"Two Words One Finger" Innuendo Cross Stitch Pattern
In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch.  This is...
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Vodka: Because No Good Story Starts with Salad Cross Stitch Pattern
A night you will never forget (or maybe one you will never remember) never starts...
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Shut Your Piehole Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch for the irritated baker.  "Shut Your Piehole" featuring a freshly...
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"Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? " Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
I do sarcasm so hard, I just can't stop.  This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE...
$3.99
"Don't be an Asshole. There, I'm Your Life Coach" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
THIS PATTERN IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE WITH PAID MEMBERSHIP INTO THE SNARKY CRAFTER VIP CLUB: www.kimsix.co/VIPMembership...
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"I put mistletoe in my back pocket so people can kiss my ass" Holiday Cross Stitch Pattern
If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you...
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"Ah Me So Corny" Candy Corn Cross Stitch Pattern
Never let good 80s rap lyrics go to waste! Especially if they can be transformed...
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"Ode to Kavanaugh" - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch
My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh.  Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for...
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