Cross Stitch Patterns

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My last fuck!\" featuring a blue rocket or spaceship. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinished Size (stitched area only): 87 x 82 stitches\u003cbr\u003e\n6-1\/4” x 5-7\/8” on 14 ct\u003cbr\u003e\n4-7\/7” x 4-1\/2” on 18ct\u003cbr\u003e\n4“ x 3-3\/4” on 22ct\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFabric: Any fabric you like\u003cbr\u003e\nFloss: DMC (6 colors)\u003cbr\u003e\nTypes of stitches: Cross stitch only\u003cbr\u003e\nSkill Level: Beginner\/Easy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou receive two PDF document containing two single page versions of this pattern. One in full color and two featuring black and white symbols (for ease of printing) both featuring the DMC floss color key. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOPYRIGHT\u003cbr\u003e\nDo not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n"}

There it goes.. My last fuck Rocketship cross stitch pattern

When you are just sick of it all, and your last fuck flies off.. straight...

$3.99

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You just have to take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Cross Stitch Pattern

Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...

$2.99

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"Jingle All The Way Half Assed Jingler" Christmas Sleigh Bells Cross Stitch Pattern

Jingle Bells.. Jingle Bells.. Jingle All the way! Come on now! Nobody likes a half...

$2.99

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Spit Happens Llama Cross Stitch Pattern

Look at life the way you look at llamas: Spit Happens. Just suck it up...

$3.99

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"Things I'm Not" Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)

The perfect cross stitch pattern for venting Things I'm not:-A Skinny Bitch-Nice-Going to deal with...

$2.99

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Bad Parent for Cussing Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...

$2.99

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"Friends Don't Care If Your House Is Clean, They Care If You Have Alcohol" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

Best friends are always there for you, and they don't give a damn if your...

$3.49

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ZERO: "I hear what you are saying and this is exactly how many F-cks I give" Cross Stitch Pattern

This design features a single word: ZERO (surrounded by an optional border of zeros), but...

$3.99

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Crafty Bitch Skull and Crossed Needles Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect cross stitch for the bad ass stitcher. A completely original hand-drawn pattern featuring script...

$2.99

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Shut Your Piehole Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect sarcastic cross stitch for the irritated baker. "Shut Your Piehole" featuring a freshly...

$2.99

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"Two Words One Finger" Innuendo Cross Stitch Pattern

In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch. This is...

$2.99

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"Don't be an Asshole. There, I'm Your Life Coach" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

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$2.99

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"Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? " Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

I do sarcasm so hard, I just can't stop. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE...

$3.99

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"I think I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit for weeks" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...

$3.99

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Shove it in your Blowhole Whale Cross Stitch Pattern

Featuring a tooth barring whale and the snarky phrase "Shove it in your blowhole" this...

$3.99

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"Ode to Kavanaugh" - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch

My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for...

$2.99

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I'm sorry you're a little bitch Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design

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