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Any Functioning Adult 2020 Sarcastic Political Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you wish this country was being led by someone else.. ANYONE else? Well this...
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Automatically receive the newest snarky cross stitch pattern every month!  A DOZEN DESIGNS.   That works...
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"Confidence Is Not They Will Like You, It is I'll Be Fine if They Don't" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Not everyone is going to like you.. and you don't have to care. Being confident...
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Christmas Shark Funny Holiday Cross Stitch Pattern
What do you get when you cross Left Shark with Baby Shark and add in...
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"Harry Pawter" Cartoon Cat Cross Stitch Pattern
What happens when a cute kitty goes to Hogwarts? This adorable cross stitch pattern featuring a cat...
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You just have to take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Cross Stitch Pattern
Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day?  Are you living life...
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"Ode to Kavanaugh" - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch
My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh.  Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for...
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"People say I act like I don't care. It's not an Act" Cross Stitch Pattern
There is nothing wrong with being aloof, so let the world know how little you...
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PAPER COPY - Starting Projects and Leaving them Half Finished Sarcastic Sampler Pattern
Love starting projects but don't always follow through? You aren't the only one.  Admit your...
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"Two Words One Finger" Innuendo Cross Stitch Pattern
In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch.  This is...
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My Hobbies Include Shutting Elevator Doors Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern
Hate the awkward silence when you are standing in an elevator?  Do you jump in...
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The Ultimate Cross Stitch Pug Lover's Pattern and Needle Minder Set
The perfect combo for cross stitching pug lovers! This listing is for one (1) Pug dog...
$8.00
"Whats up Corgi Butt?" Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect cross stitch design for corgi lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable...
$2.99
The Ultimate Cross Stitch Corgi Lover's Pattern and Needle Minder Set
The perfect combo for cross stitching corgi lovers! This listing is for one (1) Corgi...
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Where Does Your Coffee Come From? Cross Stitch Pattern
Love Coffee? But decaf doesn't count? This hilarious diagram (inspired by Fake Science) shows where...
$3.50
"Jingle All The Way Half Assed Jingler" Christmas Sleigh Bells Cross Stitch Pattern
Jingle Bells.. Jingle Bells.. Jingle All the way! Come on now! Nobody likes a half...
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"Life is Pain" Princess Bride Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Love 'The Princess Bride' movie? Hoping you could find some cross stitch patterns about it?...
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"Friends Don't Care If Your House Is Clean, They Care If You Have Alcohol" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Best friends are always there for you, and they don't give a damn if your...
$3.49