Cross Stitch Patterns

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Any Functioning Adult 2020 Sarcastic Political Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you wish this country was being led by someone else.. ANYONE else? Well this...
"Friends Don't Care If Your House Is Clean, They Care If You Have Alcohol" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Best friends are always there for you, and they don't give a damn if your...
ZERO: "I hear what you are saying and this is exactly how many F-cks I give" Cross Stitch Pattern
This design features a single word: ZERO (surrounded by an optional border of zeros), but...
Time and Place for Decaf: Never and In the Trash Cross Stitch Pattern
Love Coffee? But not really a fan of decaf? This funny cross stitch design tells...
Where Does Your Coffee Come From? Cross Stitch Pattern
Love Coffee? But decaf doesn't count? This hilarious diagram (inspired by Fake Science) shows where...
Crafty Bitch Skull and Crossed Needles Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect cross stitch for the bad ass stitcher.  A completely original hand-drawn pattern featuring script...
Shut Your Piehole Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch for the irritated baker.  "Shut Your Piehole" featuring a freshly...
Christmas Shark Funny Holiday Cross Stitch Pattern
What do you get when you cross Left Shark with Baby Shark and add in...
"Two Words One Finger" Innuendo Cross Stitch Pattern
In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch.  This is...
"Whats up Corgi Butt?" Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect cross stitch design for corgi lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable...
Have a Very Harry Christmas Wizarding Icons Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
If your love for all things Wizardry knows no bounds, this is the perfect Christmas cross...
Stupid People are Like Glow Sticks Cross Stitch Pattern
Sometimes with people the lights are on but nobody's home.. and in other cases, the...
"Confidence Is Not They Will Like You, It is I'll Be Fine if They Don't" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Not everyone is going to like you.. and you don't have to care. Being confident...
"Don't be an Asshole. There, I'm Your Life Coach" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Bra Terminology Silhouette Cross Stitch Pattern
This pattern contains 14 different slang terms for the tried and true Brassiere. No matter...
Vodka: Because No Good Story Starts with Salad Cross Stitch Pattern
A night you will never forget (or maybe one you will never remember) never starts...
Emotional Support Wine Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
What do you mean there is "no alcohol allowed"? Don't you know this is my...
I Love Baths You can't drink wine in the Shower Cross Stitch Pattern
Love a nice long soak in the tub, with a glass of wine in hand?...