A Blue whale's anus can open up to 40 inches, making it the biggest asshole on earth next to Mitch McConnell Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

A Blue whale's anus can open up to 40 inches, making it the biggest asshole on earth next to Mitch McConnell Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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Just when you thought a whale's asshole was the biggest, you run into a politician. In this case "A blue whale's anus can open to 40 inches, making it the largest asshole on earth after Mitch McConnell" (or add your favorite asshole's name)

This cross stitch pattern features a blue whale along with two back stitched fonts. A great addition to any snarky cross stitch collection.
This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY.

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PATTERN INFORMATION:

Fabric: Any fabric you like
Floss: DMC (5 colors)
Finished Size (as shown): 102x 81 stitches
7-3/8” x 5-3/4” x on 14 ct
5-3.4” x 4-1/2” on 18ct
4-3/4” x 3-5/8” x on 22ct

Types of stitches: Cross stitch, Half Stitch, Backstitch
Skill Level: Beginner/Moderate

You receive a PDF document containing two versions of this pattern. One in full color and one featuring black and white symbols (for ease of printing) both featuring the DMC floss color key. Each pattern is available split across 2 pages along with a cover sheet featuring a photo of the stitched sample. 7 pages total

Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing.

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Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.

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