"One Day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my boobs" Cross Stitch Pattern

"One Day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my boobs" Cross Stitch Pattern

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Some days you have your act together.. and some days you don't. This hilarious sampler at first glance appears to be inspiring and uplifting. Until you read the small print. And then you see just how funny reality really is. Some days you have it all together.. to do amazing things, and some days it is all you can do to keep from spilling food on your boobs!

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PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample)

Finished Size (as charted): 108 x 123 stitches
6 x 6-7/8” on 18 ct
7-3/4“x 8-3/4”” on 14ct
4-7/8” x 5-5/8“ on 22ct

Fabric: Any fabric you like
Floss: DMC (5 colors)
Types of stitches: Cross stitch & Backstitch
Skill Level: Intermediate

You receive a PDF document containing four versions of this pattern. One single page chart in full color and one featuring black and white symbols (for ease of printing)

Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing.

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